Dear Alex,

So, I refused to take you home and you ended up finding a Brisbane skank who would.
So I guess I need to say thankyou, I'm really glad I met you to show me exactly the type of guy I don't want and exactly the type of girl I don't want to be.
Have fun treating her like shit, I'm going to go to bed, alone, but with my morals intact :)
-The girl who respects herself too much to be meat

heart - break