So I am sorry I deserted you all, it has been mad I tells you, maaaaaaaaaad! Technically I am knackered so don't even really have time to write this, but I promised a certain person who is speshul to me, thus, updatage, albeit in a half arsed way.
Let me explain...no there is too much, let me sum up:
-I went back home, it was mostly awesome apart from
2) Finding out said friend who has known her for 2 seconds is a bridesmaid, while I- who has known her for 10 years and is supposedly her best friend- was completely and utterly left out of everything. I'm serious, everyone that she is close to is either a bridesmaid, groomsman or MC. This upset me a LOT. Like to the point of tears, which was kinda weird.
3) My mother and her drama which began literally the moment I stepped off the plane *eyeroll* ridiculous!
4) Finding out I have a $5,300 HECS bill, because my stupid accountant didn't tell me I needed to be paying it while I was o/s. Grrrrh baby, very grrrh.
5) My older brother deciding to be an arsehole to me, my baby brother (on his birthday no less) and my baby brother's g/f- most uncool to say the least.
Like I said, aside from this, it was pretty fucking sweet. I cannot WAIT to be home!!! Nevertheless due to point 3) I also decided that I will not be returning to my hometown for any significant period of time. I will be there long enough to say hi to everyone, but I cannot under any circumstances live there again, or at least not without the risk of matricide.
- I had a *very interesting* chat with my aunty who is a genuine-swear-to-god psychic (like it's her job and everything) after she came up to me at a family party and was like "you need to come and see me" before whipping out her diary.
-I got a new job! This means I can give up the shit that I hate that is stressing me out and best of all it's a piss easy post with NO KIDS DYING- huzzah!!!
Speaking of, I start said new job tomorrow, so I really should get my tired ass to bed.